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Welcome fellow beer lovers
My name is Craig but I go by the pseudonym of Fabio around here, why you may ask? Basically its becuase Fabio is my idol, he has such great hair don’t you think? I’d love to know what shampoo and conditioner he uses.
Unfortunately life has not been kind to me and unlike my idol I am follicaly challenged, I yearn to be able to use brylcream or gel again one day :(
I started this site to chronical my quest to drink every commercially brewed beer in the world.
However after a bit of research I found that there could be around 80,000-100,000!! commercially brewed beers to drink to achieve this, so I decided to get a few friends to help me and between us we aim to do the quest.
We all really, really, really love beer, think about Homer Simpson let loose in the Duff brewery and you have a pretty good idea of what we are all like and usually like Homer when we get drunk we can get into some amusing and sometimes not so amusing situations!
This site has reviews of the beers we have drunk and also any adventrures we get up to along the way, it is also meant to be a place to find amusing content that usually but not always relates to beer.
Nudity and a bit of porn is also quite common place here, so if you are easily offended by these then this is not the site for you.
So what do we expect to gain form this site and our quest? Hopefully lots of free beer! Hopefully we get to see lots of nudity(mainly the female sort!) Hopefully lots of fun! Hopefully to get drunk quite often! Hopefully one day we could earn a living from this site and jet around the world going to exclusive beer release parties with loads of nude beer models, well dreams are free!!
By the way if you want serious beer reviews then choose one of these www.ratebeer.com, www.beerpal.com and www.beeradvocate.com as you won’t find totally serious reviews here!
These sites have far more indepth reviews and beer brewing discussion/technique than here and I encourage you to visit these sites as they are great resources, but if you want a site that takes a more tongue in check approach to beer then you have found it.
Finally we want to say we are starting our Ultimate Beer Quest from scratch in that we have drunk a few different types of beer in our time up until now but none of these will count towards our quest.
